Some ‘dis-stink-shuns from the tail end of the 2010 Grampies
(For those who might otherwise have missed 'em)
THE BOTTOM TEN—SORRY, BUT NO THANKS
-10. Lady Gaga
put some proper clothes on, and dress like a real lady, Lady
-9. Kate Perry
you, too, girlie; when I refer to “the bottom ten,” that’s not what I mean!
-8. Ke$ha
this spawn of Gaga is even more ghastly and ridiculous; give us a break
-7. The Black-Eyed Peas
wear whatever you want, people, but just go away, wherever
-6. Kanye West
even if he is the biggest, baddest, bestest twit in the entire music world
-5. Cee Lo Green
forget you, Cee Lo, and your vulgar display of profanity, too
-4. Miley Cyrus
does she sing anymore, or just pose and smile for the paparizzi?
-3. Britney Spears
hasn’t done anything worthwhile since that Pepsi commercial in the 90s
-2. Justin Bieber
nothing against him; just tired of seeing his picture and hearing about him
-1. Glee
same complaint as Justin Bieber, above, but multiplied exponentially
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