10 September 2011

Rocker Babies Learn Their ABCs

Because the basics are so fundamental and important, I’ve been contemplating an alphabet book for the children of the born-to-rock baby-boomer generation. I’ve got the text worked out below. Now all I need is a graphic designer, a copyright expert, and a publisher.
Should be as simple as ABC.

A is for . . .

AC/DC, Aerosmith, and Alice in Chains;
Amon Amarth, Alter Bridge, and All That Remains

B is for . . .

Black Sabbath, Boston, and the Beatles;
Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, and Baroness

Black Tide, Black Spiders, and Black Sunshine;
Black Water Rising, Black Veil Brides, and Black Stone Cherry;
Black Label Society, Black Country Communion, and the Black Crowes

C is for . . .

Cream, Creed, and Cinderella;
Coldspell, Cold, and Chickenfoot

D is for . . .

Deep Purple, Def Leppard, and Daughtry;
Dream Theater, Dragonforce, and Disturbed

E is for . . .

Evanesence, Everclear, and Evergrey;
Eden’s Curse, Europe, and Extreme

F is for . . .

Foreigner, Fleetwood Mac, and Frampton;
Framing Hanley, Fall Out Boy, and Foo Fighters

Firebird, Fireflight, Firehouse, Firewind, and FireWölfe

G is for . . .

Guns ‘n’ Roses, Great White, and Gotthard;
Good Charlotte, Goo Goo Dolls, and Gus G

H is for . . .

Hammerfall, Hendrix, and Hardline;
Houston, House of Lords, and Halford

I is for . . .

Iron Maiden, Impelliterri, Incubus, Iommi, and Insomnium

J is for . . .

Judas Priest, Jag Panzer, and Joan Jett;
Jay Jesse Johnson, Journey, and John 5

K is for . . .

Kid Rock, Kiss, and Killswitch Engage;
Kamelot, Khymera, and the Kinks

L is for . . .

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Loverboy, and Linkin Park;
Lacuna Coil, Lynch Mob, and the Letter Black

M is for . . .

Metallica, Megadeth, and Manowar;
Motörhead, Mastodon, and Mr. Big

N is for . . .

Nickelback, Nightwish, and Nirvana;
Night Ranger, Nelson, and Nevermore

O is for . . .

Ozzy Osbourne, Opeth, and Orianthi

P is for . . .

Poison, Pantera, and Pearl Jam;
Periphery, Petrucci, and Paul Gilbert

Q is for . . .

Queensrÿche, Queen, and Quiet Riot

R is for . . .

Rainbow, Rush, and Randy Rhoads;
Rhapsody, Redemption, and the Rolling Stones

Red Fang, Red Goodbye, and Red Line Chemistry;
Red Hot Chili Peppers, and Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

S is for . . .

Satriani, Saxon, and the Scorpions;
Soundgarden, Stryper, and Slash

T is for . . .

Thin Lizzy, Tesla, and Tokyo Blade;
Trivium, TNT, and Taddy Porter

U is for . . .

Uriah Heep, U.F.O., Unruly Child, U2, and Unearth

V is for . . .

Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, and Volbeat;
Van Zant, Vai, and Victory

W is for . . .

Whitesnake, Warrant, and Weezer;
Wolfmother, Winger, and the Who

X is for . . .

Xandria, Xorigin, and Symphony X

Y is for . . .

Yngwie Malmsteen, Yellowcard, and Yes

Z is for . . .

Zeppelin, Zakk Wylde, and ZZ Top

2 comments:

Rev. Eric J Brown said...

How do you neglect that X is for X? John Doe is sad now.

Rev. Rick Stuckwisch said...

My bad. So sad.